Thursday, May 18, 2006

New sport...

Mom Rodeo. Are you a mom with a bucking bronco under the age of two in your house? Do you wrestle your little one to the ground multiple times a day in a timed event? Then we're looking for you! Welcome to mom rodeo!

Big Top event - The Timed Diaper Change - only truly bucking broncos need apply! Your little one must be able to flip himself or herself over in less than .05 seconds and be able to crawl completely out of reach in the time it takes you to grab the forgotten diaper ointment.

Secondary events

- Jammy Time - For this event you must be able to get your child out of snap-up day clothes and into snap-up jammies WITH a full diaper change by the completion of his or her favorite children's song.

- Feed Me Mommy - This event takes both skill and precision. To add some challenge, we're looking primarily for 7-8month old babies who have just discovered how to blow raspberries!

Come one come all! to the First Ever Mom Rodeo -- coming to a home near you!

1 comment:

Heidi said...

You just SOOO captured my day!